About Me


Name:Daryl

Age:14

Likes: Chilling with friends

Dislikes: Sluts, Flirts, Bitches, Etc.

F***ING DISLIKE: LIES

Saturday, October 23, 2010

A sick joke some yfc member from the other school told us.

There was this guy who got lost in a forest. He found a house in the middle of the forest owned by a old chinese man. He went up and asked if he could stay for the night. The old man agreed but had 1 condition, that the man did not sleep with his daughter or he would use the 3 chinese punishments on him. The man agreed and stayed for the night. When he saw the old man's daughter, it was love at first sight for both of them. That night, they decided to EFF each other. The next morning, the man woke up in his own bed to find a stone on his body. On the stone it wrote, chinese punishment #1: stone on body. The man paid no regard to it and threw it out the window. As he threw it out, he saw the next punishment. Chinese punishment #2: left testicle tied to stone. Not wanting to lose his testicles, he jumped out the window too. As he was falling, he saw a big note on the ground. Chinese punishment #3: right testicle tied to bedpost.

Daryl... blogged at 8:31 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so long nvr post liao.... It was rather uneventful these few days.. So meh.

Got back results yesterday... Didn't do as well fer science as i thought i would.. Oh well... Everything else fell into expectations though. Especially chinese. 38.8 ftw. Hopefully get at least a 80 fer my maths...

Today went to seletar air base fer electric plane stuff. Went to mac fer breakfast first. Ryan and Shaokai were late so i went around NTUC to blow aircon. LOL. Ryan came first so we ordered our food and chowed down. Shaokai later called me and we had the most retarded conversation ever.

Shaokai: where u all??
Me: Mac la.
Shaokai: mac where??
Me: INSIDE LA!

LOL. Shaokai can be dam retarded sometimes. After that we took a taxi ( courtesy of Mdm Hazwah's money, cuz we forgot to get a receipt. LOL. ) to seletar air base.. Nothing much la. Just fixed up our planes and had a failed attempt at flying it. Oh well. Competition next thursday.. Can skip 50 mins of lessons. Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. After that we took a bus to Tampines fer lunch cuz Mdm Hazwah said we could use the remaining money fer a treat. LOL. THIRTY DOLLARS. Shaokai wasn't feeling well and gave us his share of the money. :D So me and Ryan went to pizza hut to eat the 7 cheese thing and an emerald sparkler. I think thats what its called. Oh well. It was freaking awesome. After that wanted to watch a movie. But no nice movies to watch.. So went home lor.

And here i am.. Home alone. Not that i mind. Its nice to have the whole house to yourself. Feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

Daryl... blogged at 5:19 PM


Friday, September 24, 2010

Ooo.. The new stats thing is pretty cool.. Got all the visits and crap de. AND WHO THE HELL SEARCHED MY NAME ON GOOGLE???

Anyway. Woke up in the morning and felt dam emo. So i hugged my bag while sleeping on the way to school. Yes. That is the cure for emo. LOL. No la.. Dunno why felt dam empty.. Felt like hugging something. So take my bag lor. Have any of you felt like hugging something for some reason? o_O

The day was preeeeeeetty boring. Had long long prize presentation den went back class for 10 minutes of english. We got a cert for frisbee though. Better than last year at least.

Had history.. Dont even know why Mrs Watwani bothers. No one listens. Tuesday got test somemore. DIEEEE.

Maths blah blah blah den chinese. Slacked as usualllllll.......

Concert boring.....

After school went long john with Ryan Aloy Karqi Jacob and Yinmin.. At LJS Jacob prank-called Winson, pretending to be Karqi's father cuz Winson broke Karqi's specs. LOL. Dam funny sia. But it wasn't as funny when we got back to class. Winson had 1 whole gang there including some sec 3 guy. Dunno what they talk about luh. Took our bags and went physics.. The prank call was dam funny btw. Shall talk about it later.

Physics went through graph.. Learnt about gradient.. Then Mrs Chng came in and told us about the Tan Kah Kee Young Inventor's award. Apparently everyone in science talent management had to form groups and make an invention for the competition. Karqi and Ryan 1 group, Me Jacob and Aloy 1 group. GOT PRIZE $$ SEH. Got commendation, bronze, silver and gold. Commendation and bronze not so sure. But silver can get $2000!!! And gold...


































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$5000!! WTF!!!!! I WANNNNNNNNNNNN.

Aloy being the money face wanted to solo and get the 5k la. But lets face facts. He needs us. :) LOL. Even if win not bad la. I calculated and we would each get about 1.6k for gold. 660 each for silver. Not bad la.. Den the chers suppose to have some game thing. But couldn't play cuz got lightning alert. AHHA. NOW THEY KNOW WHAT WE GO THROUGH. And Mdm Hazwah had her floorball stick. *GASP*

Okay then. U wanna know about the prank call?? Do you??































DO YOU??






















DO YOU?????????????????????????































HERE'S WAD HAPPENED!!!








































Nah im not telling you guys. kthxbye. :) All these blanks have made my post real long.

Daryl... blogged at 9:52 PM


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeety awesome day today.. Moon cake festival....... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Just ate a snowskin green tea moon cake. Dam nice... Anyway.

Had common test early in the morning.. 4 marks gone liao sia......... FREEEEEEEEEEEk.. Bloody cooler.

Next had chinese... Usual slacking.

PE played netball again.. Played as wing defense fer the first game and goal keeper for the second. First game lost dunno wad score. 2nd game tied with Aloy team 2-2. Cant be bothered with the details. Oh. And before PE started, the cher that conducted the morning assembly came in to tell me i got credit fer ICAS science. :D Kailun also. But dunno wad award. 2moro can see me and Kailun go get prize. LOL. ( BEAT MEI ZHENNNNNN WOOOOOO )

After recess had english. Mr Lee was in a particular mood for cold jokes. Brrrrrrr. Something dam epic happened. So epic that i forgot. :D

Science went through more chem stuff and spent the last 30 minutes or so looking for the dam key. Bloody Jacob got itchy hands. =.=

After school slacked at bus stop a while and saw 2 policemen searching people fer cigarettes. :O Me and Aloy were discussing how they take their guns out. LOL. Ryan wanted to rush back so couldn't slack more. Sian.

Shall be posting all pictures i have in my phone some day. Some random and some epic. So stay tuned.. I guess. Cya.

Daryl... blogged at 4:30 PM


Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wooooooooooooo first day back in schooooooooooooooool..... Still abit sick but still kinda looked forward to school.

School hours were pretty much the same boring thing.

After school had sports fiesta.. We were determined to get at least pass the 1st round to beat our last year results. And we did. :D But we lost in the semi-finals to 2E3 though. Oh well. Frisbee had better results. They conquered all to the finals!! But lost against 2E3. Not bad liao la hor.

Then wa.. After the frisbee... AWESOME SIA. Me and Daniel followed blank and blank to see wad intimate things they would do. We were not disappointed. :D They dam blur sia. Right behind them also dunno. Aloy Jacob and Karqi.. U ALL SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MAN!! Slack at bus stop with Daniel and Ryan fer dam long den finally went home after Ryan wanted to go home sleep. =.= Party pooper.

Daryl... blogged at 7:18 PM


Saturday, August 21, 2010



I freaking owned Jerlyn. :D

Daryl... blogged at 4:18 PM


Saturday, August 7, 2010

Wow man. Is the 2nd poem for lit even appropriate? o_O

Daryl... blogged at 5:07 PM


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