Mr. Paranoid

Saturday, February 6, 2010

WARNING! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG POST AHEAD!!

Wee.. Finally back from the camp!! Kinda sad though. It was quite fun at the camp. If u take away the fact that the food was crap and the crappy baths we had to have, it would be FANTASTIC!! Actually the food and bath also not bad la. But i was definitely glad to have a bath and a nice hot bowl of noodles. :D

First day of camp.. After school took a shutter bus to Labrador Adventure Park ( i think. Not sure. Lol. fer simplicity's sake it shall be LPA from now on. ) where we had some briefing crap and went to our bunks. Thanks to those freaking 2E2 ppl some of us had to sleep on the mattress. SIAN LA! But actually not bad la. The mattress also quite comfortable. Quite hot at night though. Cuz SOME people had all the fans to themselves. ._. I forgot most of the stuff that happened on the 1st day. So i shall skip to the next day.

Second day of camp. Woke up at 3am cuz some ppl were being noisy and getting raped. LOL! Jacob kept raping Timo. So sick sia! Den at around 6 some crap happened and we went fer trekking! First we went to to the parade square to assemble and wait fer our turn to leave. We were the last sia! WTH!! Actually shouldn't really be unhappy la. We were always the 1st to leave the assembly area and whatnot. Ok la. See them small. Let them go 1st! LOL! Then when 2N1 left Jacob was there screaming like wad cuz he saw Ms Shahirah ( however u spell it ). That sick pervert. Den the cher in charge of us even numbers was Mr Yap. That PE cher guy. He was like... Yo peeps! And What's the word on the street yo! Like some black american. LOL! Not being racist here. Den after a while he was like. Chill bit**s! LOL! I dont think he really said that. But it sure sounded like it. Den we left fer out trek!! 1st stop was Labrador Park / Beach. Dont remember wad its called. Wadever la. Den on the way there me, Jingying and Timo were like trying to move faster and leave... Oh wait. I forgot that Jean would be reading this. LOL! My bad. Shan't talk about it then. When we reached the Beach / Park we got to enjoy the nice scenery fer a bit. Den we played some game Where Jacob and Weiling had to open up some thing with a string and we had to all go through it. Took us quite a few tries, but we managed to complete it rather fast. AND I DONT CARE IF UR GROUP TOOK ONLY 1 TRY AND BEAT US! STUPID ALOY! HE IS SERIOUSLY LIKE A TAPE RECORDER!! ARGH!! Sorry. I just had to do it. =.= Next stop was Hort Park. Alot of walking was involved going to each stop mind you! Although most people reading this should probably know. At least my daypack was small and easy to carry around. Not like some retard called Aloy who put all his stuff in 1 bag. OOPS! JUST REMEMBERED! I wanna read manga! Hold on. Ok im back. When we reached Hort Park we played some game where we all had to touch 3 toys at least once each ( its toys cuz it would be weird if i put balls. LOL! ) and it had to end at the first person. We tried a hell lot of methods and we finally settled fer the oldest trick in the book. Simply passing it around in a circle. Dam wad sia! Wasted so much time... Especially since by now most people were hungry and really grumpy. After that we went to decide on a place to have lunch. We settled on having lunch at mcdonalds. I really wanted to the hawker centre and have a nice bowl of wanton mee though. Oh well. When we reached mcdonalds we split the money and went to buy our lunch. We only had $3 each by the way. Me, Jingying, Jean and Sean decided to keep $12 fer ourselves to buy stuff while the rest bought the food in bulk. Each of them got a small drink and burger to themselves. While fer us, Jean and Sean bought some meal fer them to share ( Jean only had a drink ( WHICH WAS SHARED WITH SEAN ) and Sean had a big burger to himself. Oh. And they shared fries. WHICH THEY ADDED SALT TO! WTH!? ). Fer me and Jingying, i bought a nice cold oreo mcflurry while Jingying had a drink, spicy mcchickens, and fries ( which we shared. NOT SALTED! ). See la. I so gentleman. LOL! Jk. Den after our meal Jean bought fer me, Jingying and herself some nice vanilla ice cream with money she smuggled. LOL! My mouth was freaking cold after that. 2 ice creams lei! Mr Yap was suspecting that we smuggled money. But luckily Jean talked her way out of that sticky situation. LOL! Oh yea. Haven't introduced our facilitator yet ( facil for short ). His name is Dengkai ( DK fer short. Yay fer lazy ppl. )!! Quite friendly la he. After that went back to Hort Park and left fer Kentridge. It was a freaking long walk there... But at least we didn't have to run. So it was more like a nice casual stroll. Which was nice. Got to chat a lot on the way there. Den on the way saw alot of butterflies which made Jingying freak out. o_O? Who's scared of butterflies?? Lol. Den when we were walking up the hill, Mr Yap suddenly told me. " My bladder's full yo. " Den i was like.. LOL! WTH!? SO RANDOM! Den he told Sean, " if u see a place where i can empty myself, you know what to do yo. " LOL! He's sure different from the teachers we had so far. Too bad he isn't our PE cher or something though. Den when we walked halfway, Mr Yap found a toilet so we just waited there fer him to empty himself. LOL! Den DK saw that we had no more time to go on. So he called back the rest and we played our game. Den when Mr Yap was done and we went up to a platform thingy to play our game, Jerlyn made a random comment. " Mr Yap's legs are sexy " . O_O Okay... Awkward. Fer this stop we had to ( i just realised i haven't had a paragraphing. Oh well. ) hold a balloon and move it to a certain point. With pens. Easy? Looks like it. But here's the catch.. The 1 holding the balloon cant move! So we had to pass it around. Which took a few tries. We ended up with a crappy timing. But what the hey. We were tired. So we finished our game and made our way back! On the way down Sean saw some spider webs and he screamed like a girl and ran down dam fast. LOL! Gay sia! So we got back, debriefed and had our dinner. Or rather. We cooked it. The day before we had chicken rice. Which was dam nice! Den that morning we had nasi lemak. Which was also dam nice! So i was expecting a really nice dinner. But nooo... WE HAD TO COOK IT! With the messtin ( idk how to spell it ) and a small stove thing. Me, Jingying, Jean, Cheryl and Mei Zhen didn't do anything though. LOL! I think Jean cooked a small bowl of fried rice with eggs fer herself and Sean. Idk. Wasn't paying attention. Then when Jones ( the in charge i think ) was announcing the dishes, he suddenly said, " and from 2E1 we have the chipmunk dish! " LOL! That was the dish that the odd number's made. And cuz it was Aloy's idea. It sure wasn't a name he like though. LOL! When he heard it he was like.. WTF! WHO DID THAT! LOL! After that bathed ( it was freaking cold mind you. ) and immedietely KO-ed. Cant blame me. It was a tiring day!

Third day! Or rather. LAST DAY! Fer most people in the camp. Woke up at around 6, changed to track pants and blah blah blah. Had debrief den boarded the bus to SHINE where were gonna have our high and low elements. Slept on the bus trip there though. Still quite tired. When we got there, we had a debrief den went for our low elements. First stop was some platform jumping thing. Which made me feel like mario. LOL! Dam easy luh that 1. Not bragging. Seriously. It was easy. Everybody would think so. Other than Jacob though. Who fell cuz he was too fast. LOL! Obi good! Second station was some tightrope thingy. Quite hard though. Lol. Kept losing my balance. After that we had our high elements. First stop was some broken bridge thing. Quite easy la. Spent most of the time trying to get Jingying to climb though. LOL! In the end she nvr climb lor. No fair. Lol. Even Mdm Hazwah climbed. LOL! THATS RIGHT! MDM HAZWAH CLIMBED! That's wad i call a sporting teacher! It will definitely be good to have a teacher like her fer a year! After that went to another station where we had to do the same tightrope thing. But this time the rope was above us. Should have been easier. But i wouldn't know. Cuz i didn't try it. I spent the whole time trying to get Jingying to climb, enduring rocks getting thrown at my leg, and get Jean out of her emo state. Yes. Im a busy guy. Mdm Hazwah went again fer this station. So pro ar she! Den after the climb Jingying and Timo went to call Mdm Hazwah Mummy. LOL! Den Mdm Hazwah was like, " Jingying! I your mother rite? Den u must listen to me! " Den Jingying said, " NO! UR GONNA ASK ME TO CLIMB! " Den she walk away. LOL! Mdm Hazwah was like laughing there. Den fer the 3rd station it rained, So we went back early. Took a shutter bus and went back to LAP. Had debrief and crap.. Den we went back! Im gonna skip everything that happened after we got back. Cuz i cant remember anything that happened after that. Too busy thinking about home. LOL!

Ok then. Cya all fer now! Grats fer reaching the end of the post! LOL!

Daryl... blogged at 2:07 PM