Mr. Paranoid

Saturday, October 23, 2010

A sick joke some yfc member from the other school told us.

There was this guy who got lost in a forest. He found a house in the middle of the forest owned by a old chinese man. He went up and asked if he could stay for the night. The old man agreed but had 1 condition, that the man did not sleep with his daughter or he would use the 3 chinese punishments on him. The man agreed and stayed for the night. When he saw the old man's daughter, it was love at first sight for both of them. That night, they decided to EFF each other. The next morning, the man woke up in his own bed to find a stone on his body. On the stone it wrote, chinese punishment #1: stone on body. The man paid no regard to it and threw it out the window. As he threw it out, he saw the next punishment. Chinese punishment #2: left testicle tied to stone. Not wanting to lose his testicles, he jumped out the window too. As he was falling, he saw a big note on the ground. Chinese punishment #3: right testicle tied to bedpost.

Daryl... blogged at 8:31 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so long nvr post liao.... It was rather uneventful these few days.. So meh.

Got back results yesterday... Didn't do as well fer science as i thought i would.. Oh well... Everything else fell into expectations though. Especially chinese. 38.8 ftw. Hopefully get at least a 80 fer my maths...

Today went to seletar air base fer electric plane stuff. Went to mac fer breakfast first. Ryan and Shaokai were late so i went around NTUC to blow aircon. LOL. Ryan came first so we ordered our food and chowed down. Shaokai later called me and we had the most retarded conversation ever.

Shaokai: where u all??

Me: Mac la.

Shaokai: mac where??

Me: INSIDE LA!

LOL. Shaokai can be dam retarded sometimes. After that we took a taxi ( courtesy of Mdm Hazwah's money, cuz we forgot to get a receipt. LOL. ) to seletar air base.. Nothing much la. Just fixed up our planes and had a failed attempt at flying it. Oh well. Competition next thursday.. Can skip 50 mins of lessons. Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. After that we took a bus to Tampines fer lunch cuz Mdm Hazwah said we could use the remaining money fer a treat. LOL. THIRTY DOLLARS. Shaokai wasn't feeling well and gave us his share of the money. :D So me and Ryan went to pizza hut to eat the 7 cheese thing and an emerald sparkler. I think thats what its called. Oh well. It was freaking awesome. After that wanted to watch a movie. But no nice movies to watch.. So went home lor.

And here i am.. Home alone. Not that i mind. Its nice to have the whole house to yourself. Feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

Daryl... blogged at 5:19 PM