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Name:Daryl

Age:14

Likes: Chilling with friends

Dislikes: Sluts, Flirts, Bitches, Etc.

F***ING DISLIKE: LIES

Saturday, October 23, 2010

A sick joke some yfc member from the other school told us.

There was this guy who got lost in a forest. He found a house in the middle of the forest owned by a old chinese man. He went up and asked if he could stay for the night. The old man agreed but had 1 condition, that the man did not sleep with his daughter or he would use the 3 chinese punishments on him. The man agreed and stayed for the night. When he saw the old man's daughter, it was love at first sight for both of them. That night, they decided to EFF each other. The next morning, the man woke up in his own bed to find a stone on his body. On the stone it wrote, chinese punishment #1: stone on body. The man paid no regard to it and threw it out the window. As he threw it out, he saw the next punishment. Chinese punishment #2: left testicle tied to stone. Not wanting to lose his testicles, he jumped out the window too. As he was falling, he saw a big note on the ground. Chinese punishment #3: right testicle tied to bedpost.

Daryl... blogged at 8:31 PM


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